Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Some dumb jokes/riddles I made up.

Dumb jokes I made up: Yes I wrote these. They are incredibly stupid, you've been warned...

What do you call coffee with a laxative?

A Crappacino!


What did the sheep use to eat her dinner?

EWE tensils!


What do you call a dancer that has IBS?

A Bowlerina!


What kind of diapers do Rap Stars buy their babies?

Thuggies! (word)

2 comments:

Madi said...

??? you have some kind of brain..??? I am confused. do you or no.? i am still trying to get it.. can you get that scan of your brain again?? you make me laugh.

Shawn Dougan said...

Haha! Perhaps there IS something wrong up there. I think it's the combination of my Mom dropping me on my head and the lead paint chips I ingested...