Dumb jokes I made up: Yes I wrote these. They are incredibly stupid, you've been warned...
What do you call coffee with a laxative?
A Crappacino!
What did the sheep use to eat her dinner?
EWE tensils!
What do you call a dancer that has IBS?
A Bowlerina!
What kind of diapers do Rap Stars buy their babies?
Thuggies! (word)