Vote for me!

Not sure which way to turn in the upcoming election?
No "good" choices out there?

Vote for me and I promise:
To fill your homes with spastic and sarcastic wierdness.
Make you laugh until you wet your pants.
Supply free Depends for the entire Nation in reference to the above comment.
Peek in your windows while you sleep. (I'm only kidding).
Make fun of people when they do stupid things.
Make myself a complete annoying neusance.
Make fun of myself.
Continue with my agenda of World Domination.
Stop leaving skid-marks in my underwear. (yeah right, all men do that no matter what we say).
Never lie to you unless it benefits me.
Have pork skins and Diet Dr. Pepper for lunch for an entire year.
Cure the common cold.
Cure cancer.
Stop farting. (again, yeah right...)
Run amock on the streets of America on drunken binges spewing forth profanity and ridiculous rantings.

WOW! Spoken like a true Irish Politician!

Shawn Dougan

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http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46832&altf=Tibxo&altl=Epvhbo

Me

Ok I'm now talking.
Welcome to my blog, a place of random weirdness where you can feel free to be yourself.

I have a question:
Why is there braille at the DRIVE THROUGH ATM? That scares the hell out of me...